Friendship sms

Once a english man came to india as a tourist.

He appointed a guide for him.First the guide took the man to Taj Mahal to show him the beauty of the monument.

The english man asked “how many years did it take to build this one”. The guide replied “it took about 20 full years “…………..”20 years!!” said the english with a haughty voice and further said “our english men would have built in 10 yrs”……

The next day the guide took him to the ‘Hawa Mahal’ in Rajasthan….the english asked” how many years did it take to built this one”…..

the guide replied “almost 10 years”………………”10 years!!!” said the english,”our men would have built it in 5 yrs”………………..

The Indian guide thought that this particular english @#*&!*&)# man is trying to insult the wonders and that’s where our Indian Attitude plugs in…………

The next day seeing the ‘Qutub Minar’ the english asked the same question……….the with astonishing look said ” Oh my God…..this tower looks great it was’nt there yesterday”

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”

“Aw come on boy,” the farmer insisted.

“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “but Pa won’t like it.”

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”

“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?”

“Under the wagon.”

“ Dil mein tumhare apni kami chhod jayenge
Aankhon mein intezaar ki lakeer chhod jayenge
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hamein
dosti ki aisi kahani chhod jayenge
”

“ pass aa kar sabhi door chale jate hain
hum akele the akele reh jate hain
dil ka dird kis ko dikhaein
marham lagane wale hi zakham de jate hain ”

“dosti” ka network ke liye jaruri hai ?
1. frienship ka miss call.
2. pyaar ka sms.
3. rishton ki ring tone.
4. pyar ka coverage.
5. bharose ki lifetime validity.

Zindgi mein kaise bhi raste aayen guzar jayenge
phir ek din chupke se mar jayenge
aaj rehte hain doston k dil mein yaad ban kar
kal aansu ban k unki aankhon se nikal jayenge

Ai dost tumhe kya naam du,

khawab kahu to bikhar jaoge,

dil kahu to tut jaoge aao tumara nam zindagi rakh du.

maut se phle to hamara sath na chod paoge.

Dil Ke jazbat ki aawaj nahi hoti
Ikraar me suro ki barsaat nahi hoti
Nigahein kar deti hai bayaan sari baate
Dosti lafzo ki mohtaaz nahi hoti

Aaj ke frnds I TELL U
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U
Kash koi mujhse kahe
oh my dost i just free 4 u

Karo dosti aisi k SORRY aur THANX words beimaan lagne lage,

Magar nibhao dosti aise k

dost ko chhodna mushkil aur Duniya chhodna aasan lagne lage!!