Indians are Indians
Funny SMS May 14th, 2009Once a english man came to india as a tourist.
He appointed a guide for him.First the guide took the man to Taj Mahal to show him the beauty of the monument.
The english man asked “how many years did it take to build this one”. The guide replied “it took about 20 full years “…………..”20 years!!” said the english with a haughty voice and further said “our english men would have built in 10 yrs”……
The next day the guide took him to the ‘Hawa Mahal’ in Rajasthan….the english asked” how many years did it take to built this one”…..
the guide replied “almost 10 years”………………”10 years!!!” said the english,”our men would have built it in 5 yrs”………………..
The Indian guide thought that this particular english @#*&!*&)# man is trying to insult the wonders and that’s where our Indian Attitude plugs in…………
The next day seeing the ‘Qutub Minar’ the english asked the same question……….the with astonishing look said ” Oh my God…..this tower looks great it was’nt there yesterday”
August 1st, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Khushi Ko Dhudne Se Gam Milta Hai,
Ye Gam Zindagi Mein Hardam Milta Hai,
Jo Dil Ke Sare Dard Baant Le,
Aisa Dost Zindagi Mein Kam Milta Hai
Dil K Jazzbat Ki Awaz Nahi Hoti,
Ikraar Me Suron Ki Barsat Nahi Hoti,
Nigahen Baya Kar Deti Hai Sari Dastan,
Dosti Lafzo Ki Mohtaz Nahi Hoti.
Ek Pathar Kafi Hai Sisha Todne Ke Liye…
Ek Baath Kafi Hai Dil Todne Ke Liye…..
Aur Ek Dost Kafi Hai Zindagi Jee Lene Ke Liye!!
Ekdin Jub Hum Duniya Se Chle Jaenge.
Mat Sochna Apko Bhul Jaenge.
Bas Ek Bar Asman Ki Taraf Dekhna Mere Sms Sitaro Par Likhe Najar Ayenge …….